Fewer people dying in Massachusetts

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/health/15844741/detail.html?rss=bos&psp=news

They can't figure out why fewer people are dying in Massachusetts (unless you fall)? Because they're all LEAVING! Everyone retires to "God's waiting room" in FL. The gravity is a little less there because the world "bulges" a little in the middle which places the equator a little further away from the pull of gravity. So those falls aren't as devastating. Okay, I'm stretching there. But seriously, with the economy in the shape it's in, particularly in Mass., the media has been talking about massive outflows of people and businesses from this state for a few years now.

Last one out please shut off the lights . . .